At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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