? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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