ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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