My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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