When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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