But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
