surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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