Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
