i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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