i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just high enough for therapy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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