These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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