we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Randomize
