I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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