Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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