Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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