he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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