dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
did you just send me my own nude
So much Jack, so little girl.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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