so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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