you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I am available for nakedness
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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