Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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