Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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