Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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