Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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