Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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