the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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