Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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