And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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