things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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