Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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