I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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