why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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