So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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