Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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