Its about making memories worth repressing
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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