I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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