i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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