you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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