Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
The police scanner is talking about you again....
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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