i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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