She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
you never un-have a 4some
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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