jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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