and you said cock pushups were impossible
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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