This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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