So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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