real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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