u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I wish I only lived at night.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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