Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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