someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
false alarm, still single
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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