There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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