He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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