you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So much rum. So many feels.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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