sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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