margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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