What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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