the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
